Historically, we have seen the emergence of memorable nicknames such as Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, and Meatball Ron. Additionally, Kamala Harris, often referred to as Laffin’ Kamala or Kamabla, has several alternatives available. However, her running mate, Democratic Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota, has not yet received a distinctive nickname from Donald Trump. It is possible that Trump is considering his choices, as there are numerous possibilities, all of which are exceptionally noteworthy.
“Tampon Tim”
Supporters of Governor Walz commend him for enacting legislation that provides free feminine hygiene products in Minnesota schools. However, what remains unmentioned is the provision that mandates the availability of these products in boys’ restrooms, extending down to the fourth grade. One might question the appropriateness of such measures, particularly considering the potential misuse of tampons by ten-year-old boys. Nevertheless, Governor Walz appears to hold the belief that some boys may experience menstruation as well.
“Tiananmen Tim”
Walz possesses an extensive history in China. The media portrays him as a knowledgeable advocate for human rights, often labeling him a China hawk. However, while many Americans departed following the Tiananmen Square Massacre, Walz chose to remain and teach high school in the country. He returned several times for educational excursions and, five years later, visited again for his honeymoon. While there may be a benign rationale for these actions, it is worth noting Walz’s own assertion: “One person’s ‘socialism’ is another person’s ‘neighborliness.’” The question remains, who financed these endeavors on a teacher’s salary?
Tim Walz honeymooned in China after intentionally marrying on the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. “He wanted a date he’ll always remember,” his wife said.
If Tiananmen Tim celebrates the slaughter of innocents fighting for freedom in China, imagine his plan for us! pic.twitter.com/G5NNYsXvot
— Tudor Dixon (@TudorDixon) August 7, 2024
“Tiny Tim”
This route is arguably the most traditional. Tiny Tim, a musician from the era of Trump, serves as a fitting cultural reference. Additionally, he was known for his eccentricity. If Tiny Tim’s image comes to mind as you approach the ballot box, it is unlikely that you will choose to vote for Harris-Walz.
